Good Gravyitis..

I'm sooo stressed out.. First off my puppy is stressing me out.. he poops and pees in his cage ALL the time! He's not training well.. I took him outside and he darted right across the street over to one of our neighbors who was outside.. he's never done that.. he needs puppy boot camp..

Our Furnace has been a pain in our ass already.. Thank goodness we found a way around it and now have 2 reliable sources to heat our home..

My stupid van has been over heating and not running right.. its not been reliable..

I've been so stressed out lately. I hurt all over.. I have been having headaches like crazy.. I am 99.8% sure I have Fibromyalgia every symptom for it except Endometriosis.. which I'm not sure I don't have that.. could be why I'm not getting pregnant.. plus my Aunt has it and they say it can be hereditary. When my pup or a kid I babysit climbs on me to play it kills me. When Jason lays his arm across me at night when we are sleeping it kills me. When I'm laying in my comfy bed at night I get so uncomfortable that Jason finds me sitting up in the middle of the night.. So I'm going to be talking to my doctor about it soon..

This is where Dukey Boy sits when I'm  on my laptop lol..

What a mess!

First off Kobe's team lost yet another game Saturday.. but I did however bring my camera to capture some footage.. when I'd remember to snap pics that is.. the game was intense and I was stressed again.. Kobe had so many shots on goal but this teensy tiny little girl was standing in the right place at the right time and it would hit her almost every time lol.. But she was so cute.. she would dance after she got hit with the ball lol.. Here are some pics

 This made me proud! :) He stopped to help his team mate out..

Saturday night we headed out to my in laws to my sister in laws 17th birthday party!!. We roasted weinees and My father in law made his famous pulled pork which was oooh soo yummy.. and my other sister in law made cupcakes that were Raspberry swirl with white chocolate mousse frosting.. and then an Italian cream cake that was to die for..

Here is Dukey Boy going down the slide.. Kobe thought this was the most hilarious thing ever lol

Today was a lazy, not get outta your pajamas kinda day... Kobe has been testing our patience lately so his smart alack mouth got him a trip into his HORRIBLE room to clean.. I know your thinking.. why don't you make him clean it? Why Don't YOU clean it? I'm the only one who does clean so his room is HIS job and if its messy then that's his problem.. I just shut the door and pretend its not there .. So I sat in there and made sure it was done right.. no closet stuffin, no under bed stuffin it had to be done and done right.. So Jason pulled everything out of the closet  too.. he was so mad but I hope this is a lesson learned.. however I feel it was more of a punishment for me then him... it took 4 hours to clean.. Why? you might wonder?? what could possibly have taken so long??

THIS! Nooooo... You are not seeing a pic of the city dump.. that's my childs bedroom.. I was so grossed out as I sat in there.. Boys are gross! Soooo about 2 hours later.. we have SOME progress

 

and finally after tears, stress and frustration

(however Kobe handled it pretty well)

 

We have THIS!

 

 

Thank God that's over...  I guess it was a life lesson for us both.. He now has to pick up his room EVERY night before bed! It gets like that again I'll SCREAM lol

Kid, You Crack Me Up!

First off Check out my handsome boy!!

 

So Kobe always keeps me entertained.. You never know what is going to come out of his mouth. So I thought some of these were too good to pass up and I needed to "document them" so here goes lol

They might be a *Ya had to be there* kinda thing but to me they are hilarious..

 Kobe and I had come into town early to get breakfast before his soccer game one Saturday morning. I was on the computer trying to  download something for mom.. and Mom was behind me at the dining room table putting on her makeup. Kobe has extremely long eyelashes that mom has always wanted to put mascara on lol.. so mom as she pulls out her mascara says.. "Kobe can I put mascara on you?" He looks at her with this *umm NO!* look and says "Umm I don't want a smokey eye" Mom and I busted out laughing.. it was so funny.. I had no idea my son even knew what smokey eye was lol.. Come to find out its on a commercial that plays constantly on Nickelodeon ..

So today on the way down to Kobe's soccer practice it was quiet in the van.. no radio, no Kobe talking, nothing.. complete quiet.. In my head ALL day I had Taylor Swift's song "22" in my head thanks to the diet coke commercial so I belt out ♪♪♪"It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters And make fun of our exes"♪♪♪ Kobe says. "Mom?" I said yeh? He says "You really don't sound like Taylor Swift" hahahaha Thank Kobe.. rotten kid.. lol

and the last one for now..
Here is a convo between us..

K: Mom, Alexis  S. said she likes me.
M: Well that's good..
K: No mom.. she likes me like a boyfriend.
M: OH! what did you say??
K: I screamed and ran away like this "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
M: What if she wants to be your girlfriend? What would you think?
K: I think I'll have to run for my whole rest of my life.
M: Good thinking.. Tell her you can only love your Mom and can't have a girlfriend til your 18.

And it starts!!! at 2nd grade??? Where is my beating stick I need to beat these girls with?? lol
Can you blame the girls though? I mean check out that pic up there.. he's so stinking CUTE!!!

Lazy Sunday..

Today has been a lazy day.. this whole weekend has actually..

Friday was me and Jason's wedding anniversary. 2 yrs.. 2yrs? That's all? LOL seems like at least 10 lol.. We didn't do squat.. I was pretty bummed but oh well.. once again his job trumps our plans.
I did however throw myself a pity party and then moved on.. Hey I'm entitled to them, JACK!

So anywho.. something great did happen on our anniversary.. besides my precious son making me a card and giving me one of his stuffed animals..

Miss Kara Leann was born!

 

Isn't she precious?!?!?!

 

Saturday afternoon I picked my Mom up and we headed to my Grandma's to wait for my cousin and his precious little family to come over so we could meet Kara! Oh I loved snuggling her! I had to talk myself out of crying when I saw her.. I want a baby so bad that I get emotional when I see newborns.. hopefully I'll get my turn soon.. This little girl is loved by so many ppl already..

 

She has a very proud big sister and brother...

 

 

In between snuggling her sissy and eating candy.. her bubby and Kobe were playing dress up with Kami lol they stuck grandmas wig on Kami..

 

 

She is such a little ham!!

 

After that we went to my parents to watch my dad, brother and brother-in-law (Jason was working) put a new picture window in my parents house.. that was a treat .. but it looks great!

 

This is their foreman LOL.. Typical Foreman huh!?! lol

 

I forgot to get the finish product lol.. look for that in my next post sometime

 

Oh and check out this bottle of meds I got from the pharmacy lol

 

 

Can we say HUGE?

 

That's about all that went on Saturday..

 

Today was even more of a dud.. I got up bout 8ish made a grocery list.. headed to town and did my shopping.. came home.. did nothing.. then about 4 made taco soup

 

 

 

for dinner... it was a hit as usual!! It was defiantly a rainy and lazy day!

 

Psycho Soccer Mom?!?!?

 Who me?!?!?

 

Idk if I'd say I'm a "crazy" soccer mom..

 

Border line?

 

Maaaybe..

 

I have learned that:

 

1. I'm very competitive.

2. I love to cheer for my son and do it loudly.

3. I Yell when ppl push my son OR my niece.

4.I'd love to smack that childs parents for him pushing them.

 5. I'd love to smack a coach or two.

 

and last but not least

 

6. I'm a "next generation" of my Aunt Denise!!!

 

I've been told I act like her..

 

But when I see it for myself especially during a soccer game I laugh..

 

I'm sure she's proud of me..

 

As for a crazy soccer mom? nah

 

But I am a soccer Mom and I love it.. I drive a mini van too lol

 

When you see me down at the soccer fields I usually look like this:

 

 

 

ok.. ok.. maybe not that..

 

More like this.. kinda.. minus the mega phone.. However if I had the body of the first picture I'd so wear that to the soccer fields lol I'm sure Kobe won't mind lol

 

 

Kobe's past game was intense.. he played against 4 boys who go to his school so it was  pressure for Kobe (I felt like it was at least) of course as soon as we walk up to the field and Kobe goes out to warm up with his team, I'm setting up my lawn chair and I hear 2 of the boys talkin smack to Kobe already.. I get that they are 7 yr olds and they are boys but I wanted to say something.. of course their coach who is standing RIGHT there does nothing... surprisingly Kobe didn't talk smack back.. I was proud of him and told him after the game how proud I was of him not doing it back.. But anyways they creamed us.. our team is.. well?...hmm.. how do I put this? not good. We have a LOT of kids who are just playing for the first year.. some are very good for it being their first year.. bless their hearts they try as hard as they can and that's all anyone can ask for..

 

Kobe played hard.. he was all over the field.. he was tired.. it was an evening game and he was beat. Literally.. he got knocked down and while he was down a kid stepped on his arm and he got his first cleat mark...

 

 

 

Towards the end of the game they were getting rough.. My poor niece got pushed around back on defense.. but she is aggressive and fought right back.. this one kid would not quit pushing her so I had enough and finally yelled "STOP PUSHING HER" I was pissed lol the ref talked to the boy and told him to stop his pushing.. I was glad that game was over. It stressed me out lol

 

Of course when Kobe got into the van he was so hard on himself.. He was saying he's not as good as the other team and all this nonsense.. But I talked him up like a momma should.. He felt better after that.. He really is an awesome soccer player.. Him and my niece both are.. they have soccer in their blood.. I played til Jr. High.. My sister played til she graduated HS My brother played til he found a new love.. Football.. my dad coached soccer.. all my cousins played and were good..

 

He only has 2 more games and then the tourney starts..

 

We play that team again.. the first game of tourney.. maybe we can win this time..

 

*FINGERS CROSSED*

 

 

 

 

New news

Last Friday we got a new member to our family.

 

Meet Duke!

 

Duke is a 12 week old Boxer Puppy.

 

We got him from a guy Jason works with.

 

Isn't he so cute??

 

 

I love this pic of my two boys :)

 

That same Friday Jason was on his way to pick up Duke and surprise Kobe. I got a phone call from Jason saying his truck broke down and it was not a easy fix.. Blaaaah!!

 

Of course we don't have the funds to run out and buy him a new or new-er truck so we look for the best deal! This truck here runs like new! and I'm pretty sure my hubby is in love with it lol.

 

I named it Butterscotch lol 

 

 

We took a cruise in ol' Butterscotch lol

 

 

This is how little Dukey Boy is!!